IT'S BEEN A BUSY SUMMER SO FAR and I'M READY FOR A BREAK!
I STILL DON'T HAVE MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT BUT I DO HAVE A COUPLE OF PICTURES TO POST AND A JOKE TO ADD! YOU ALL TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid". That way you would't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops... never mind, I didn't see your sign".
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our drivewa. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, are you moving?", "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes"... Here's your sign.
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.there was a guy inventing a Shark Bite Suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks well good... They want you to jump in this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you", "Well alright, but hold my sign, Idon't want to lose it"
Last time I had a flat tire , I pulled my truck into one of the side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here'syour sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over, drove the car for about 45 minutes, we get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could've stopped him.
I stayed late at work one night and a co- worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?"I replied, "No. I left about ten minutes ago. Here's your sign.
Anybody you know need a sign today?
Next time someone says something stupid, ask them where their sign is.
